i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
(via bazinga-sheen)
| Period: | You want cookies |
| Period: | You want to fuck |
| Period: | You want to fuck while eating cookies. |
| Period: | Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we? |
| Period: | Kill them. |
| Period: | Kill them too. |
| Period: | Kill them and eat their cookies. |
| Period: | Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon. |
| Period: | HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU. |
it would be so easy beating edward scissorhands at rock paper scissors
(via pizza)
Sometimes I get really bored
this makes me uncomfortable
(via wouldyakindlyboyo)
